theorphanerdualscar:

I’d rather not havve the corruption of a child on my conscience is all.

implying i ain’t already all corrupt. you’re such a SAINT.

theorphanerdualscar:

It’s close enough.

you just don’t wanna get fucked all up by a 9 sweep old. it’s chill, i get it.

theorphanerdualscar:

An here I thought I wwas bein generous wwith sevven.

9 sweeps may be young but it sure as hell ain’t wiggler status.

theorphanerdualscar:

You’re immature, an you’re wwhat, 7 swweeps at most.

You are a wwiggler, an the fact that you refuse to admit it is proof.

i’m 9 sweeps. :o/

theorphanerdualscar:

honkmetodeathandback:

theorphanerdualscar:

>Wiggles eyebrows

while the idea of a threesome with you and pollos is interesting… no.

i am more likely to throw you at my children

you didn’t even dare to sleep with my messiahs you ungrateful piece of sushi. 

I didn’t sleep wwith him because he’s a fuckin child.

An he’s no more a messiah than I am. He’s a bratty child, an you’re too insane to realize it.

Your little honeybee on the other hand…

WOW talk about a fucking wimp.

honkmetodeathandback:

theorphanerdualscar:

>Wiggles eyebrows

while the idea of a threesome with you and pollos is interesting… no.

i am more likely to throw you at my children

you didn’t even dare to sleep with my messiahs you ungrateful piece of sushi. 

he’s probably really fucking nasty anyway.

honkmetodeathandback:

i’ll see you tonight.

no.

(Source: psychosisabounds)

honkmetodeathandback:

admit it.

<3

fuck no. i’m going to sleep.

(Source: psychosisabounds)

honkmetodeathandback:

you adore me :o)

shut up.

(Source: psychosisabounds)

honkmetodeathandback:

both.

i worship my messiahs, and i worship the fact that i can touch you, care for you and fuck you.

well shit, ain’t that just the sweetest fucking things. :’o)

(Source: psychosisabounds)